Because life's too short for empty platitudes.

Savage &
Funny Cards

Specializing in funny sympathy, support, & mental health e-cards that sound like something an actual human being would say.

For loved ones who need more than "thoughts & prayers"
For breakups, job loss, and life's other dumpster fires
For medical diagnoses that deserve more than a casserole
Sign it, personalize it — they'll never forget it

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01✦ who we are ✦

Ever heard of a funny sympathy card?

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Me neither! At Smartass Support Cards, our mission is to bring laughter and joy to people's lives, in good times and bad, in the most eco-friendly, sustainable way. Our cards are made for master shit-talkers who care.

About Us

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We’re always adding new cards!✦

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Your mom already did.✦

We’re always adding new cards!✦

Check back or get on the mailing list✦

Your mom already did.✦

Cards About Your Mom

04— Coming Soon —

Cards About Your Mom.

If you grew up trash talkin' about people's mommas, then these are for you and your dumb friends. These cards go hard, so be careful.

⚠️ May Cause Drama

We won't spam you. Your mom might though.

05✦ pick your poison ✦

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